Right about now it's time for a wonderfully uncomfortable and sweet rendition by Korean gayageum zither-star, Luna Lee. Fake news sites report that The Great Leader just a tad north gets his YouTube VPN-piped direct into his chamber where Luna's channel logs the most late night sessions. The Cold War and its promise of mutually assured destruction never featured such sweet teddy bear cuddly cuteness, plus the anticipation of a tickle from those zitherfingers. Oh, Great Little Fatty, dream on. You ain't getting none of this in your lifetime.

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